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*gruff cowboy voice* i’ve got a bullet with your name on it, pardner… it cost a lot to engrave I hope you like it and maybe put it on a necklace or something ok write me later xoxo
bun-jour: 😈 [VAMPIRE INTENSIFIES]
auggusst
replied to your post “I kinda wanna commission some art of Tevrubian, I’m just not sure who…”
bruh im desperate af no one’s bought a real commission in like a year
ok where do you want me to hit you up w/ details
vetheas:He’s cute when he reads shitty romance novels, but he will deny he even reads them.
kingatticus: jenroses: explainingthejoke: prehistoricsilverfish: whomthegodswoulddestroy: critical-perspective: native-coronan: triss19: This is for all y’all who don’t understand how terrifying these suckers are. OHMYGOD IT’S ATTACKING THE STATUE OF LIBERTY
This is for all y’all who don’t understand how terrifying these suckers are.
OHMYGOD IT’S ATTACKING THE STATUE OF LIBERTY SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING
I know just the man for the job.
This is a good joke. This is such a solid, quality joke.
The initial image is a size comparison between the statue of liberty and a wind turbine. The wind turbine is over ninety feet (about 28 meters) taller.
A commenter pretended to misinterpret the image as one of a wind turbine attacking the statue of liberty. The next commenter answered with an image of Don Quixote, a literary character who once thought a windmill was a monster and announced his plans to fight it. They are joking that if a wind turbine attacked the statue of liberty, Don Quixote would be willing to fight the wind turbine.
Incidentally, that scene led to the English idiom “tilting at windmills,” meaning a person who has not only disproportionate reactions of anger, but disproportionate reactions of anger to nonexistent challenges.
So all those people who are fighting to preserve coal jobs and the fossil fuel economy are….
actually…
tilting at windmills.
I feel like this is one of the very few times where explaining the joke leads to another one that everyone can now understand and laugh at
bubbleywubbley:Accurate description of Florida.
If you’re like sleep spooning a centaur and they roll over in bed do you just die
sleep on her back, then you’ll just roll off if she shifts
i dont follow
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okay but what if you had a special bed instead
nothing says commitment like buying a new mattress
Centaur Comfort Mattress™: The Horse Hole Keeps Your Bones Safe
@orinsandandalites imagine jinxlen
I kinda wanna commission some art of Tevrubian, I’m just not sure who would be down for that