Month: May 2017

nightcoremoon:

lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks:

sepulchritude:

lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks:

concept: woman makes deal with demon to have it’s child in exchange for eternal life or some shit

woman then makes deal with witch and offers her first born for like, riches or something

woman dumps demon baby on witch, absconds with her winnings and leaves witch and demon fighting for custody

half demon baby grows up learning magic and visiting hell on weekends and every second christmas

does the woman act as a sort of vodka aunt who shows up sometimes to teach the child how to work the system?

“here you go timmy, have a new xbox. this year I’m going to teach you the ins and outs of magical tax evasion”

SHE DOES NOW

the demon baby grows up to be the todd who pretends to be the old lady’s grandson

more-witches:

noc10:

*parts a bead curtain as i enter the room, carrying a glass of lemonade* 

hey….

nothing you ever read, watch, or participate in will be ideologically pure and without its problems. your quest to consume the most unproblematic material will be, in the end, fruitless. your enjoyment of anything will be sapped away, leaving you a husk starved for media.

 it is okay to enjoy things that have problems to them, so long as you do it critically and with an open mind, and take care to consider others.

*leaves the way i came*

This is possibly the healthiest post I’ve seen on this site

acquaintedwithrask: khadorek: niala-moonthorn: magnifigal: YOU WANT SOME FUCK? I GOT YOU GREEN . . . swiggity swooty @leyanorsnonsense @crysdrawsthings @fenris-calls @fuukonomiko @mad-maddie, @twizzlekins @director-rook LMAO

acquaintedwithrask:

khadorek:

niala-moonthorn:

magnifigal:

YOU WANT

SOME

FUCK?

I GOT YOU GREEN

.

.

.

swiggity swooty

@leyanorsnonsense @crysdrawsthings @fenris-calls @fuukonomiko

@mad-maddie, @twizzlekins

@director-rook

LMAO

edgebug:

deaddboy:

no one wants to admit they shop at hot topic but we all do 

I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

mx-fawkes:

mx-fawkes:

mx-fawkes:

Roadhog becomes renowned among furry artists as that one guy who has spent thousands of dollars commissioning pictures of his fursona

He doesn’t do online payments, just sends parcels of cash and sometimes stolen jewellery

He tips /really/ well

The whole furry community knew when he got a bf because he started commissioning pictures of his fursona with some kind of rat/possum/fox hybrid

smith-hadeon: keialaar: solivar: fierceawakening: white-aster: arrghigiveup: Excuse me while I die of laughter God bless these idiots. Please tell me this will actually happen. I need this like a needing thing. @duncandahusky – This sounds like it would be up your alley.

smith-hadeon:

keialaar:

solivar:

fierceawakening:

white-aster:

arrghigiveup:

Excuse me while I die of laughter

God bless these idiots.

Please tell me this will actually happen.

I need this like a needing thing.

@duncandahusky – This sounds like it would be up your alley. 😀

And I would buy the BPAL scent…