Month: April 2017

vampireapologist:

prokopetz:

Why are characters like Lestat
de Lioncourt

and Dorian Gray held up as cautionary tales about the personal cost of immortality, anyway? In both stories, it’s an explicit plot point that they were already insufferable wankers before they became immortal.

The cautionary tale is if your dick friend somehow becomes immortal don’t stick around waiting for it to enlighten them bc they’re just gonna get way more into murder than they were before and not much else

drakamena:

Don’t try to guilt-trip me into anything. There’s a 100% chance that I’ll do the exact opposite just to spite your manipulative ass.

coconutthegreater:

miklameetyourmatch:

mayakern:

if you are ever in a room full of people and want to find out who is from texas, just sing “the stars at night are big and bright”

we will all clap four times in rapid succession and sing “DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS”

im not even kidding

we are conditioned to do this from an insanely young age

it is a base instinct more powerful than pride, social anxiety, and self preservation

we are all deep in the heart of texas and no one can save us

This is 100% true, I can confirm.

@martymuses is this true for transplants as well?

ngl i thought about clapping when I read this.