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adilynia: vinsketchbook: vinsketchbook: March 2017 Updated Commission Info Basic Sketch prices are also available. Complex armor, weapons, effects, or companions can cost extra. PM details for a quote! – Full-Paint Portrait GIVEAWAY – Ends: April 15th 2017, Results will be
March 2017 Updated Commission Info
Basic Sketch prices are also available.
Complex armor, weapons, effects, or companions can cost extra. PM details for a quote!
– Full-Paint Portrait GIVEAWAY –
Ends: April 15th 2017, Results will be posted the following day.
Chance to win a fully painted portrait of your OC. Each like and reblog counts (within reason). If you are following this blog and reblog this post, your entries will count as double. Good luck and thank you for the publicity boost!
I will only be taking one fully painted scene (background environment the works) commission per month. First come first serve for now!
Feel free to message me here or any of my listed contacts for more information.
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skyeroxy: Breath of the Wild shenanigans. Bonus:
Breath of the Wild shenanigans.
Bonus:
By Foodydiy on Instagram
i want to make these just so i can set them around my house, invite people over, and grab a fuckin plant off the mantelpiece apropos of nothing and dig in, reveling in my friends’ looks of abject horror
navalenigma: aggressively southern gay
aggressively southern gay
where’s his emmy?
this is unacceptable! give him a fucking emmy already!
When Leia Isn’t Home (x)
This better not get cut out of the new movie.
I saw the clarinet and thought “please be what I hope it is”.
I was not disappointed.this is the kind of quality content i’m looking for on tumblr
Seattle Is Full of Cryptids
So I’ve been writing some trashy vampire fiction as stress-relief during finals, and it accidentally turned into a major world-building exercise and potential Novella and???  I dunno but I want to share some thoughts.
First, some universe specific things:
- Vampire cannot “turn” Others without significant effort and/or a specific ritual.  being a bitten by a vamp is no more going to make you one or it;s thrall than being bitten by a st. Bernard is.
- Monsters and Cryptids explicitly exist, but most of the world’s governments deny that they do for… reasons.  That I will get into later but probably have to do with tax law.
- The two main characters so far are Marion “Red Charlie” Charleston, a vampire turned back in 1890 who made his fortune during the prohibiton era doing aggravated bootlegging for Roy Olmstead, and Alex (Alexander Byron Chesterson Jr.) who is more or less Marion’s live-in tech sspport/tax shelter.
OK, so onto the worldbuilding
- Seattle is like, THE city to live in, if you want to be an Urban Cryptid
- If you’re a vamp, the weather means you can go outside during daytime fairly often, or emerge dramatically from the fog p much whenever.
- Not to mention a a high population of Vegans, which probably taste much less bitter due to the lack of dairy.
- If you’re a were-whatever, it’s literally a half-hour drive/ferry ride to some of the densest, most isolated forest in the US so you can go bananas during your shift.
- Aquatic or ocean based cryptid? PUGET SOUND IS RIGHT THERE.  Just stay away from the Orcas, they’ll fuck you up.
- Bigfoots are the locals that complain about urbanization while getting fancy-ass coffee and exchange beard-grooming tips with the local hipsters.
- There is Werewolf/vampires-that-prefer-to-shift-into-wolves/Vamps-that-prefer-to-shift-into-bats/Werebat Discourse and it is INTENSE
- ok it’s not quite Seattle but THERE IS ABSOLUTELY A DRAGON ON MOUNT HOOD AND WE DO NOT FUCK WITH HER.
- There are Kelpies, but mostly out in the san juans and rich neighborhoods where people are less suspicious and better marbled. Â Most of the time though, they get into dumpsters and more than one Marion has run out of the house with a slipper at 2AM to keep them from knocking the garbage cans over.
- cryptid-only bars warded against humans, not out of safety concerns, but OH GOD HIPSTERS ARE SO ANNOYING.
- Forks is like, 2 hours away and everyone int he community HAAAAATES the twilight series- less about the interpretation of vampirism and were-persons, but OH GOD THAT’S NOT HOW RELATIONSHIPS WORK.
- DO NOT Â get them started on 50 shades, which takes place in seattle proper.
- Mothman has SO. MANY. BRIDGES. TO. HAUNT.  and a part-time job as a cook at  Dick’s Drive-In.  She makes the best milkshakes.
Reyes: Oxton. This is a secure channel. Only you can hear me, Strike Commander Morrison and Captain Amari don’t know about this conversation. Listen carefully. Once Null Sector is neutralized I need you to do something very important for me in London, and you absolutely cannot reveal that I asked you to do it until the job is complete.
Tracer: what is it luv?
Reyes: I need you to take Jesse McCree to a pub and film his reaction when he finds out you Brits serve beer at room temperature.