Another commission of my OC Valenth Ravenwind and his raven Samhain done by the absolutely amazing @kf1n3! As always it turned out absolutely beautiful and I’m so happy with the result ;u;
One of my favorite things about Overwatch is how Blizzard just decided it wanted to hit literally every fantasy trope ever while maintaining a futuristic theme, whether they could figure out a way to explain them or not. Dwarf? Make him a Swedish builder with dwarfism. Angel? Easy, doctor in an outfit with wings and a staff. Next. Knight? Idk, theres this german with a rocket hammer?? Cowboy? Something something gang something something mid-west something something revolver……………. Monk? A robot. Make him a fucking robot. A fucking robot monk you heard me. Dragon Ninja Samurai?? Fuck you?? Fuck you!!!!!
Monk? A robot. Make him a fucking robot. A fucking robot monk you heard me.
Fixed bug where Filet-O-Fish’s low-poly model was being used at all view distances
• Increased failure rate for each machine used to make or process food • Drive-through cooldown increased from 300 seconds to 480 • Additional trash can added near left side doors • Raccoons increased by 1 • Dumpster’s Stench Aura radius increased from 350 -> 500 • Cats decreased by 1 • Maximum staff clocked in at 2AM from 3 to 2 • Breakfast time changed to 2:30AM (was 3:00AM)
Dark Seer
• Vortex cooldown increased by 1 (now 29)
NEW WORLD EVENT
McRib – For players at level 91 and higher, a new Bonus Event every few months.
New DLC: All Day Breakfast
Menu items increased from 20 to 35.
No longer a time restriction on morning-only items.
my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
the same rooster – god guys he’s socute – he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games
in case you were wondering this is him
It’s been almost a year since I made this post so I guess I should update you guys on Pharaoh!
He’s still a sweetie but with more attitude and will fuck up your shit if he’s grumpy or if you’re wearing shoes with shoelaces. He doesn’t like that. He watches Netflix with me a lot and cries anytime theres explosions or gunshots in a show. He has so many chicken lady friends who he adores and he has fathered 4 chicks. I tried to train him to walk on a leash but he protested by laying down and refusing to move, so we gave that up after a while. He likes to guard me from cars and squirrels, and even plastic bags (which are his worst fear)
Fixed bug where Filet-O-Fish’s low-poly model was being used at all view distances
• Increased failure rate for each machine used to make or process food • Drive-through cooldown increased from 300 seconds to 480 • Additional trash can added near left side doors • Raccoons increased by 1 • Dumpster’s Stench Aura radius increased from 350 -> 500 • Cats decreased by 1 • Maximum staff clocked in at 2AM from 3 to 2 • Breakfast time changed to 2:30AM (was 3:00AM)
Dark Seer
• Vortex cooldown increased by 1 (now 29)
NEW WORLD EVENT
McRib – For players at level 91 and higher, a new Bonus Event every few months.
For ten years, former Wall Street executive Wolfram—along with his staff—has been magically imprisoned in his midtown penthouse after his firm pissed off the wrong witch. Now, only one thing can free him from the curse.
Unfortunately, they’re not sure what that one thing is.
But mercy for the man with none, he still can be released: Light can lift his shadowed soul when beauty frees the beast.
When a young reporter named Beau accidentally stumbles into their midst, the staff thinks he might be the answer to the witch’s riddle—if only they can convince him to stay.
Beau has his doubts when he’s asked to write the mysterious billionaire’s biography, but he can’t say no to the huge sum of money being offered. Resigned to his fate, Wolfram hates the idea of a stranger intruding in his life.
What neither man expects is the deep connection that forms between them. As they work together, Wolfram and Beau forge a passionate bond that threatens to boil over into something more.
The only problem? Thanks to the curse, Wolfram is a seven-foot-tall monster with eight weeks left to live unless the spell is broken.
Can Beau save a love he’s only just found, or is it too late for one man to set Wolfram free?
Beau and the Beast is a steamy, 135,000-word contemporary gay May-December romance set in the real world with some magical themes and an HEA.
