is that a buff delivery guy mermaid Christmas ornament
because I’ve been looking for that my whole goddamn life
is that one merman wearing jeans
means (mermaid jeans)
A JERMAID
Merry jhristmas
The company is called December Diamonds. You’re welcome.
Other highlights of their merchandise:
They also have some neat mermaid ornaments as well as some truly bizarre things like a leather daddy flamingo, but let’s be real, these mermen are the main appeal.