the new ilvermorny canon is that it’s a joke told by americans to the british somewhere in the early 1800′s that just kept on going. like, yeah we got american hogwarts. yeah of course just the one american hogwarts, how many more hogwarts would we have built. no you can’t see it, it’s invisible on a mountain somewhere. yeah, houses, it’s got the regular number of houses, it’s got three. four. it’s got four houses. just the one american hogwarts school. join the triwizard tournament? naw, man, we’re busy. we’re too busy cleaning our four houses on that mountain somewhere, fuck off.
@calicovirus