nefariousasexualschemeoftheday:
fitting any ace/aro label: valid
using any ace/aro label: irresponsible, bad, invalid.
Nefarious Asexual Scheme of the Day:
1. Describe our orientation accurately
2. Immediately abdicate all responsibilities
3. Stop paying taxes, eat deep-fried food for every meal, take construction vehicles for joyrides, and swim naked in nuclear fuel rod pools
4. Become so irresponsible that the laws of cause and effect no longer apply to us
5. Slip out of linear time completely
6. Be everywhere and nowhere
7. Smile beatifically at the four-dimensional universe with Twinkie dust on our conceptual lips and irradiated water in our metaphorical hair