nefariousasexualschemeoftheday:
this is so fucking important
there was no big joke leading up to this or anything
this is how you do it
*sigh* Tumblr…do you have to get your vile snowflake slime all over everything I enjoy? Go back to gushing over Steven Universe.
Today’s Nefarious Asexual Scheme:
1. Appear on TV show
2. Coat everything you love in foul asexual protoplasm, thus preventing you from enjoying it
3. Destroy joy everywhere