nefariousasexualschemeoftheday:

forgethewielder:

ryanphantom:

this is so fucking important

there was no big joke leading up to this or anything

this is how you do it

*sigh*  Tumblr…do you have to get your vile snowflake slime all over everything I enjoy?  Go back to gushing over Steven Universe.

Today’s Nefarious Asexual Scheme:

1. Appear on TV show

2. Coat everything you love in foul asexual protoplasm, thus preventing you from enjoying it

3. Destroy joy everywhere