You are suddenly able to see numbers above people’s heads which are counting down and you have no idea why. One person you meet reaches 0 and…
The person starts yelling and slaps the person they are talking to. The countdown is how much more bull shit they can take, a slap-a-bitch meter. You now know to closely avoid those with low numbers, you don’t want to be in any such conflicts.
shout out to all the black and white cats named oreo, all the orange tabbies named tiger, all the grey cats named smokey, all the black cats named shadow, and all the calico cats named patches
how could i forget the white cats named snowball, shout out to all the white cats named snowball
yourmobi: OVERWATCH X SPLATOON
35. Do they always rationalize errors? How do they accept disasters and failures? For Tevruden
If he knew about it Tev would be a big fan of the quote “No battle plan survives contact with the enemy.” Things change a lot in combat, and a lot of time the plans fail. What’s important is to learn from that and use it to crush your enemies in the future.
Hey, how do you pronounce Tev’s name? Is it like tev-RUDE-n or what? I feel like I’ve been saying it wrong in my head all this time.
tev-ru-den
atrociousmemes: Goodbye (via atrociousmemes)
pikestaff: I received the go-ahead to post this SO Grand Magister Rommath in a suit, as commissioned by me and drawn by the incredibly talented @whinecraft ! (Who tumblr won’t let me tag for some reason so! Direct link!: http://whinecraft.tumblr.com/ )
I received the go-ahead to post this SO
Grand Magister Rommath in a suit, as commissioned by me and drawn by the incredibly talented @whinecraft ! (Who tumblr won’t let me tag for some reason so! Direct link!: http://whinecraft.tumblr.com/ )
kiapurity: joasakura: kaldannan: bittertits: morebadbookcovers: thebibliosphere: zyralith: itsalburton: safestsephiroth: wbicepuppy: secretsinthemargin: I was out with a friend tonight doing one of my fave things. Reading the backs of romance novels aloud. Found this
I was out with a friend tonight doing one of my fave things. Reading the backs of romance novels aloud. Found this gem.
This is honestly the most wild sounding romance novel I have ever seen and thought it might brighten someone’s day.
that’s a prime candidate for cinema adaptation if I ever saw one
@reverendhobo I found what I’m buying you for your birthday.
Gotta go kinkshame romance novels now
@thebibliosphere I feel the need to tag you in this.
Oh my god I want it
The opportunities for really bad typos are AMAZING.
What.
I just.
I.
But.
Same person who came up with dick attack
reapurrr: here have a wip of my dragon genji since i’ll probably take another 45 years to finish this
here have a wip of my dragon genji since i’ll probably take another 45 years to finish this
reapurrr: here have a wip of my dragon genji since i’ll probably take another 45 years to finish this 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my
here have a wip of my dragon genji since i’ll probably take another 45 years to finish this
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit