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I was out with a friend tonight doing one of my fave things. Reading the backs of romance novels aloud. Found this gem.

This is honestly the most wild sounding romance novel I have ever seen and thought it might brighten someone’s day.

that’s a prime candidate for cinema adaptation if I ever saw one

@reverendhobo I found what I’m buying you for your birthday.

Gotta go kinkshame romance novels now

@thebibliosphere I feel the need to tag you in this.

Oh my god I want it

The opportunities for really bad typos are AMAZING.

@badromancenovelquotes

What.

I just.

I.

But.

Same person who came up with dick attack