genji: no no no no NO NO GET AWAY FROM ME NO NO NO PLEASE NO
tracer: piss off brat
pharah: please don’t see me please don’t see me
reaper: get your edge out of my fucking face
soldier 76: run
mccree: RUN
junkrat: oh god where’s it coming from oh god oh god no
mei: AAAAAUUUGGHHHHHHHHH
torbjorn: i fucking hate you and your fucking turret go to hell
widowmaker: ugh
bastion: i cant believe bastion just got potg
hanzo: fucking loser
d.va: IF ANY OF YALL DIE TO THIS IM GONNA SCREAM
reinhardt: ive accepted my fate
roadhog: im going to die
zarya: help
winston: WE HAVE TO LEAVE THE PREMISES RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY
ana: fear
lucio: goddammit
mercy: god FUCK shitting hell FUCKING SHITTING FUCKING DAMMIT
symmetra: :/
zenyatta: i cannot be any less tranquil than i am right now in this moment
doctor: sir, i’m sorry. the results are in and i’m afraid you have updog
patient: wh- what’s updog
doctor, calling a nurse on the hospital’s intercom: KAREN GET IN HERE I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT
