my horrible brain: eventually someone is gonna draw those senior dogs from the Facebook sanctuary as anime men
me: let me live a single moment of my wretched life in peace you absolute gremlin
Imagine a dragon at Antiques Roadshow, appraising its hoard
Imagine the dragon hoards monetarily worthless things like newspapers or old bones and the person appraising it getting more and more nervous about telling the dragon their stuff isnt worth anything
Imagine that the dragon knows this and just likes watching the person squirm.
The dragon actually hoards uncomfortable situations