Literally everything about Batman is so much better when you think about all the little behind the scenes things that must have happened to make Bruce such a goddamn dad
Like yeah he’s really bad with change and his communication abilities are really lacking due to being extremely heavily isolated and traumatized for the majority of his formative years, but like
I am at least 99% convinced that all the bat-named things like the batmobile, batcomputer, batfridge, etc., were originally normal phrases like ‘the car,’ ‘the computer,’ etc., but then Robin showed up he started calling them bat-things because he was nine, and Batman went along with it.
It’s too late to turn back now. Too late to make excuses to anyone. He’s committed. Nightwing doesn’t say anything. The other Robins have no idea. No one has any idea.
Everyone thinks Batman is legitimately obsessed with bats.
No, he just wanted his cave to be child-friendly, and when it turned out Robin #1 really liked the bat idea and thought it was cool enough that it should be incorporated into everything, Batman fucking incorporated it into everything. He just wanted to make the kid happy, damnit
His son is terrible at naming things.
hawkesenpai: @shardain
justcallmehendo: big-sugar: onlyblackgirl: micdotcom: And mom of the year goes to … Yaaaaas. Drag him mama. 😂😂 yah own mom cussing you out Douche canoe…..bruh yo mom called you A FUCKING DOUCHE CANOE…delete everything fam NOW
Yaaaaas. Drag him mama.
😂😂 yah own mom cussing you out
Douche canoe…..bruh yo mom called you A FUCKING DOUCHE CANOE…delete everything fam NOW
Introducing the Frostdoge ClanI’d grind out this rep.
nanivel: A thing I drew some time ago. Dancing Erdelar C: u want to touch dem abs, I know. go for it xD
A thing I drew some time ago. Dancing Erdelar C: u want to touch dem abs, I know.
go for it xD
glux2: superxash: doesithavetobeaspider: Nextwave: Agents of H.A.T.E. #5 by Warren Ellis and Stuart Immonen Loved this series I always loved the ambiguity of what they’re supposed to be calling him, they’re all implied to be using the same word, but the way the dialogue
Nextwave: Agents of H.A.T.E. #5 by Warren Ellis and Stuart Immonen
Loved this series
I always loved the ambiguity of what they’re supposed to be calling him, they’re all implied to be using the same word, but the way the dialogue is set up it’s hard to determine what that word is.
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There is an “opt out” button below the spinning logo in the sidebar. You lose your “I decided” avatar button, but it turns off the bright ass colors in the theme.
mamascream: I kinda wanna log into Laury and level him but also…not…
This was basically their first date
This was basically their first date