Month: April 2016

For example, young women are unable to process alcohol at the same rate as young men because they do not express the alcohol dehydrogenase as highly, although the inverse is true among the middle-aged.

Wow, the Wine Mom and Vodka Aunt have an actual scientific explination

baptisms:

factualpon3:

*After School,
Casually talking to my friends.*

*Girl walks up behind me and taps me on my shoulder.*

Me: *Turns around* Yes?

Girl: So you said you weren’t a feminist huh?

Me: Why yes.

Girl: Why do you support the oppression of women!? Huh?!

Me: *Sighs and chuckles* Sweetheart, modern day feminists do not follow their self-given definition of feminism, and men in the U.S have just as many issues as women do.

Girl: Wow you Meninist peice of shit.

Me: *laughs at the “insult”* Its Egalitarian hon.

Girl: *Struts away in anger.*

Me: *Calls out* The wage gap is false! *giggles and goes back to my friends.*

i will not rest until this becomes the new “down with cis” 

shitpostgenerator:

homestuck

squirrelstone:

gideonseymours:

miscommunication as a plot device makes me angry

if you just talked to each other but no

on the one hand i agree with this but on the other hand one of my coworkers rented an alpaca from a petting zoo and brought it to work because my boss said she wanted an alpaca sweater but the guy didn’t hear her say sweater and didn’t want to upset her by asking why the fuck she’d want an alpaca

destielfricklefrackle:

have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough