Month: April 2016

dangerbooze:

youngblackandvegan:

If you can’t be in a relationship then don’t be in a relationship. Period. If you are feeling the urge to cheat then break up with that person before you do. Period. It’s really not that hard.
Cheating is a choice. Period. Cheating is a decision to disrespect your partner and your relationship. Period. That’s it.

It’s amazing how such a simple concept gets replied with “it’s not that easy!” which is a common statement given by cheaters or others who cause people to cheat on their significant others.

reverseracism: LMFAO😭

reverseracism:

LMFAO😭

The different fanfic eras explained as lunch

berlynn-wohl:

Pre-internet era: You walk into a room and sit down at a table. Someone brings you a turkey sandwich, a bag of potato chips, and a soda. Perhaps you are a vegetarian, or gluten-free. Doesn’t matter; you get a turkey sandwich, a bag of potato chips, and a soda.

Usenet era: You walk into a room and sit down to your turkey sandwich, a bag of potato chips, and a soda. Someone tells you that over at the University they are also serving BLTs, pizza, coffee, and beer.

Web 1.0 (aka The Great Schism): You walk into a room. The room is lined with 50 unmarked doors. Someone tells you, “We have enough food to feed you and a hundred more…but we’ve scattered it behind these fifty doors. Good luck!”

Web 2.0 (present): You walk into a room. Someone points at the buffet and says, “Enjoy!” You turn to see a 100-foot-long buffet table, piled high with every kind of food imaginable. To be fair, some of the food is durian, head cheese, and chilled monkey brains, but that’s cool, some people are into those…and trust me, they are even more psyched to be here than you are.

voltroll: @yiskabiscuit

voltroll:

@yiskabiscuit

kumagawa: Correlation perhaps

kumagawa:

Correlation perhaps

Asexual Sexual Orientations 101

Sex Positive: I don’t feel sexual attraction but I do enjoy the physical sensation of sex. (Maybe even crave it!)

Sex Neutral: I can have sex but I don’t need it. To be honest I have no strong feelings about sex. But a slice of pizza would be better.

Sex Repulsed: I don’t like sex. I don’t want to have sex. I’m not going to have sex with you. I understand that people enjoy sex but I do not.

The presence of a libido does not invalidate any of these orientations. Dicks jokes and sexual humor do not invalidate these asexuals. These orientations are a SPECTRUM and are very fluid. Asexuals can and do exist in between theses definitions.