Anyways s/o to the time i was in a non-sexual RP group on facebook and this one guy kept finding every excuse to bring up his character’s 20" penis
and everyone hated him so i started explaining the medical side effects of popping a boner with a dick that has more blood volume than a 4 year old child
it was a shitty dragon sona if u were wonderinf
Gjdjfjt i just fucking remembered, he got banned cuz he tried to do this weird storyarc where his character (correction: half-hellhound dragon, whose dragon parts only came out when he was Killing) died in battle but beat up angels??? or something??? anyways he was like “i can only come back to the realm of the living if you prove you love me, girlfriend-of-two-days” and the girlfriend went “nah” and he had just explained it was the Only Way for like 2 hours
He flipped such a huge shit (out of character! like, calling the actual person a metagaming piece of shit! that everyone broke the rules!) the mods ended up banning him
