*After School,
Casually talking to my friends.**Girl walks up behind me and taps me on my shoulder.*
Me: *Turns around* Yes?
Girl: So you said you weren’t a feminist huh?
Me: Why yes.
Girl: Why do you support the oppression of women!? Huh?!
Me: *Sighs and chuckles* Sweetheart, modern day feminists do not follow their self-given definition of feminism, and men in the U.S have just as many issues as women do.
Girl: Wow you Meninist peice of shit.
Me: *laughs at the “insult”* Its Egalitarian hon.
Girl: *Struts away in anger.*
Me: *Calls out* The wage gap is false! *giggles and goes back to my friends.*
i will not rest until this becomes the new “down with cis”