Month: March 2016

benchflip:

tevruden:

I don’t know why, but I really enjoy the idea that Tev actually has a decent magical aptitude for necromancy, it’s just that he prefers stabbing dudes a lot more.

“Yeah I could raise an army to defeat you, or I can just slap you fifty times. One of those is much more satisfying”

Exactly raising horde of undead is just *too easy.*

no finesse

senleon:

The key to lifting, my children, is how many cool-sounding, possibly (definitely) dangerous and liver-damaging chemicals you can fit into 200ml of water then shotgunning the bubbling, hissing concoction like it was God’s tit milk in a shooter glass and feeling every nerve ending in your body explode in an ecstasy induced orgasm while also feeling light and sound and tasting star dust.

temptingsuggestion:

me? a monster? me??? ahaha thank you

I don’t know why, but I really enjoy the idea that Tev actually has a decent magical aptitude for necromancy, it’s just that he prefers stabbing dudes a lot more.