Avoid green beer today. Your bartender might be Gul’dan.
Skype please stop sending me message notifications from 8 million years ago
For the purpose of character-building, feel free to send an ask regarding anything you would like to know about my character.
Website: *works perfectly fine*
But the hosting has gotten stupidly expensive so we gotta move and move everything over!
Website: *breaks completely even though it’s all been copied over properly*
I don’t know enough about PHP to solve the problem. CS said it was just a PHP syntax error that’s causing stuff to not work (and that they couldn’t help me with that) but I don’t even know where to begin with fixing that… And it worked fine before, why won’t it work now T____T
It may be a difference in the version of php or the way it’s configured.
i hate it when i manage to achieve an effect by fiddling with layer/color settings on a piece but have absolutely no idea what it was that I did to replicate it on future pieces
A lot of pets will ignore you, but only a cat will follow you from room to room and check your lines of vision to make absolutely certain that you can see them ignoring you.
fun fact: cats actually have very good peripheral vision and do a lot of checking things out with it. full-frontal staring into your face is, for them, an aggressive statement. hence they do that a lot when they’re trying to make you do stuff, like feed them or play with them.
if a cat sits with you but at an angle and won’t meet your gaze, they’re not ignoring you at all! they’re hanging out. they’re having chill bro time.
if you want to smile at your cat, look at them till they see you, then give a slow blink. this is a cat smile. if a cat only glances at you to give you a blink and then looks away, that is a warm greeting, like, ‘hey there, buddy’. be polite right back at them and don’t seek out or hold sustained eye-contact in friendly, casual situations.
cat etiquette 101
my favourite thing about cat etiquette is that one of my friends drunkenly informed me after a long silence “sorry, i’ve been alone with the cat too much, i was trying to tell you i like you… by slow-blinking…”
writers
I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power
that’s because we actually need bees
whinecraft: the power is back on just in time for me to provide terrible content to the fandom
me? a monster? me??? ahaha thank you
being Latinx/being in a Latinx family is literally nothing but a lifelong neverending nonstop roast??? It never ends and no one ever chills??? It can be like 3 in the morning and you’re sleeping and your mom will appear by your beside and be like “nice pajamas mija I remember abuela gabriela was buried in something similar”
@netolaneta lol
OH MY GOD!!!!!!
FUCK