pokemon trainer saitama would probably like, catch a mew right off the bat and doesnt even realize its a ultra rare legendary.
“dude wtf is that pokemon”
“oh. his name is cheese, he gives me free eggs its pretty awesome”
mew: *uses softboiled*
“free breakfast yeah”
“Do you even know what that is?”
“…a friendly flying cat?”*shrugs*
*frustrated noises* “okay does it even do anything else”
“it lights up sometimes”
*mew uses flash*
“dude”
*mew transforms into giant dragon*
“oh it does that sometimes”
“dude”
@asking-ask hun look
“ I kinda like that it’s blue.”
“Holy shit, Saitama, that’s a SHINY Mew.”
“…. What? No, Cheese is blue– get it? hahahaha”
“Oh my god.”
“dude it sparkles”
“yeah i brush him everyday his fur is perfect”
“bruh”
it was to cute i had to draw it
Its so cute and perfect omg
