rifa:
ted:
Our new Monday morning best friend. This smart table will bother you until you get all the stuff you need in your bag – including breakfast. THANKS, TABLE!
Wanna know how it works? Watch today’s TED talk on touch technology – from the guy who created this and many other shape-shifting designs. (From the geniuses at TEDxCERN.)
what the fuck man
just fucking launch their phone into the ceiling they dont fucking need it
thank you future wiggle table
why would i need a table that nervously jostles my possessions around while frantically repeating vague advice when i already do all that myself
The Anxiety Table
Fucked up a perfectly good table, look at it, it has anxiety.
What if the table went off at 3am while you’re in your room tho
i’m going to attach so many bad dragon dildos to my smart wiggle table and have me a fun ride