Month: January 2016

tmirai:

Sexting does absolutely nothing for me. Like I been ERPing for damn near 10 years son you better give your dick an angsty, troubled backstory and build some plot-development driven UST with my vagina before I feel any sort of turned on at all

spooky-tama:

“THIS SHIP/SHOW IS DISGUSTING AND IF YOU SUPPORT IT YOU SHOULD DIE”

“YOU CAN’T STOP ME FROM TAGGING MY HATE”

“STOP LIKING WHAT I DON’T LIKE”

“I’M GOING TO KEEP COMPLAINING INSTEAD OF BLACKLISTING THE TAG AND MOVING ON WITH MY LIFE”

petitetimidgay:

tumblr’s vibes stress me out like I just don’t have the energy to aggressively hate everything and everyone all the time

snarksonomy:

lives-this-life:

wyrmguardsecrets:

Get over it.

Welp, time to make a House guild. 8D

But seriously, if people you don’t know and have nothing to do with playing pretend the way they want to legit makes you angry, just get over yourself.

A House Guild filled with DRAGONS imho.

I’ll sign up for that

muuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock:

me: i’m gonna work on drawing complex expressions and perspectives! :))

me: *draws the same character 500 times in a 3/4th angle with literally the same expression on every single drawing*

me:

skidar:

kyogre-blue:

overlycaffeinateddreamer:

faun-songs:

knightarcana:

deamortis66:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD I DIDNT THINK SEXUAL DESIRE WAS A REAL THING LIKE I ALWAYS SAW PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY WANTED SEX BUT I THOUGHT THEY WERE JOKING OR EXAGGERATING OR SOMETHING THATS WHY IT WAS SO HARD FOR ME TO REALIZE I WAS ACE BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WENT WITHOUT SAYING SEX ISNT THAT IMPORTANT IM 19 YEARS OLD I CANT STOP LAUGHING LITERALLY 99% OF THE POPULATION EXPERIENCES SEXUAL DESIRE AND I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

This is pretty much the definition of being an ace person, tbh, and I’m so glad.

#I thought it was an exaggeration for literal years (via sonickitty)

this is literally the #that sounds fake but okay meme im dying

#ME#I THOUGHT SEXUAL ATTRACTION WAS RARE#AKA#HOW TO FIND OUT YOU’RE DEMI (via @miseryauthoress)

Honestly, every single cheating plotline never made sense because “but why do you have to have sex with them? just don’t??”

^^^^ Every single cheating plot line ever I was like: What is so hard about keeping your pants on what is your problem??

Anything that had to do with cheating at all: “Well why don’t you just not have sex? Just say ‘No.’”