I just realized how dumb it was for the stormtroopers to stand in a circle around the villagers in TFA and shoot into it, given how bad stormtroopers are at aiming
I made this handy chart on using self scan because I got tired of 80 year old men who make me scan their whole fucking cart because they refuse to even try to learn how to use self scan and then rant to me about technology and how self scan is going to take my job away.
I no longer search for my children, though I know they yet live. I gave up my home, my friends. For the last two thousand years, I have wandered unfamiliar lands, my clothes tattered, hunting down monsters for which I will receive no recognition or compensation. My scars… they are too many to count. I have nothing; even my will, it seems, I have sacrificed to you…
And you, Lulëzim… What have you given me in return?