Dante, this is your mother. Go pick up a gallon of milk, a pound of sugar, a carton of Pall Malls, and the latest issue of Cosmo

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JK, my mom can’t spell worth a damn or capitalize. Plus she never calls me Dante, she calls me by my birth name so GG

I can confirm this

Also there isn’t a selfie in this ask.