Month: December 2015

youcanfuckingbiteme:

Do it on anon or not. I’m really curious about why you started following my blog.

zaec:

apparently people are shipping sans with different versions of himself? dont you all remember the onceler fandom

nightmare-pegasi:

number-one-chiquita-dave:

calibrate:

number-one-chiquita-dave:

Guys did I ever tell you about the time I completely accidentally ruined a professionally made campaign for Dungeons and Dragons thanks to a single roll

Please explain

Ok so we had to fight our way to the bottom of a castle to stop a group of cultists from summoning an Orc god to the world and we got there and the ritual was already going so I ran up to the god, who had already begun to manifest, and cast Finger of Death, which kills any target I touch if they fail a Fortitude roll. Since he was a god, he had a good constitution and would have certainly survived

Except the DM rolled a 1

and the god exploded

mirthandir:

mrskar:

aries:

taurus:

gemini:

cancer:

leo:

virgo: 

libra:

scorpio:

saggitarius:

capricorn:

aquarius:

pisces:

As a Libra I can confirm