When I start to get emotional I immediately think “I’m so gay” and this is because straight people actually don’t have emotions
this is false and heterophobic. straight people have a panorama of emotions including:
- outrage
- jealousy
- Situational Benevolence (aka “don’t fight hate w/ hate”)
- sports
- umami, the “Fifth Emotion”
- TGIF
You forgot Monday, as in “A case of the mondays”