My ability to handle bullshit this week is at an all time low. I have been having the worst dreams lately and my cat is keeping me up (trying to fix that) so my desire to be a (mostly) decent human being is extremely low.
THE ONLY THING I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO IS GOING TO @a-kelping-hand‘s wedding this weekend.
*whispers quietly across the apartment* kick him out and close the door
He’s going to howl outside of the door until I open it. He does the same thing when I close the bathroom door to pee.
Clingy little shit.
He just does that.
He’s doing it right now, for no reason.