varae-ver-you-are:

Van: Two month road trip? Do you honestly think I could stand anyone except my husband and MAYBE Tevruden because he’s the social equivalence of a cat. Sexiest person? No idea. Everyone is pretty clad in armor when I see them and admittedly it is a huge turn off trying to figure out what’s underneath.
Most intelligent person? ME. I’m a fucking genius! (My husband because he puts up with my shit.)

Van pls, the timey-wimey thing doesn’t count.