elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
A young gay dragon being forced to explain to his dad why he’s only kidnapping princes
A young gay prince having to explain to his dad how he keeps managing to get kidnapped by the same dragon, over and over.
so does the dragon shapeshift or are 100,000+ people really okay with a dragon a human doing the do
how many times must you kinkshame me in my own lair
haven’t you people seen shrek
