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“Guess what! I know what I want to be when I grow up!”
“Again? What happened to the rockstar idea, or the blood knight?”
“That was last year! I wanna be Regent Lord!”
“… Really?”
“Yeah I do! You make it look boring, but that’s because you don’t do anything but sit at a desk and write boring letters! I’ll make all sorts of great laws and everyone will be happy!”
“What kind of laws would you pass?”
“I dunno, fun ones! Like … increasing my allowance by two whoooole silver!”
“You want me to ask Lady Liadrin for you, don’t you?”
“It’s good to have friends in power.”