Month: September 2015

felinesofnewyork: “Both my parents were feral and now I live inside. I think that’s all they wanted, they wanted me to have it better. To know the feel of carpet, and to shit in a box.” – Beaker, Williamsburg

felinesofnewyork:

“Both my parents were feral and now I live inside. I think that’s all they wanted, they wanted me to have it better. To know the feel of carpet, and to shit in a box.”

– Beaker, Williamsburg

hexcolour:

My popular text post only got popular because one specific person rebloged it. Makes me wonder how many of my other posts died prematurely just because the important person neglected to reblog it.

The answer is all of them. They all died before their time. I’m hilarious and I don’t deserve this.

kitten: i am going to get UP HIGH on the TALLEST THING
kitten: GONNA DO IT. I GOTTA
kitten, on the tallest thing: …this was perhaps, in some manner or form, something akin to a mistake

‘Dear Fat People’ comedian loses job over ‘fat phobic’ video

‘Dear Fat People’ comedian loses job over ‘fat phobic’ video