bearsnbeetsnbattlestargalactica:
This was seriously the best prank
A copy of Tevruden's blog because I don't Trust Like that anymore.
There are only two kinds of people:
people who like the Mists of Pandaria kazoo music and people who I donβt associate with
βthe average woman owns 16 brasβ well shit i didnt know the average woman was made of money
βaverage woman owns 16 bras" factoid actualy just statistical error. average woman buys 0 bras per year. Titys Georgina, who lives in cave & wears over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Someone who doesn’t own cats: Awwww!!! Pumpkin!! Sweetie !! Precious !! Flour!!!
Cat owner: hey assmaster whats in your mouth
i luv when cats randomly burst into a full gallop across the house for absolutely no apparent reason. idk what ur doin or where ur goin but i support it
Fun Disney Fact! Fiona was the first red-headed Disney Princess when she made her debut in 1988, one year before Ariel did in The Little Mermaid (1989)!
Shrek came out in 2001
Good for him.
this is reaching into the recesses of my brain and tickling
holy shit
This is like running into an ex.
OMG OMG
Thank you for this trip back in timethe heart was my favorite
this is like running into an ex