TINY DEATH KNIGHT ANDUIN IS BOTH TRAGIC AND ADORABLE BUT MOSTLY TRAGIC
i mean it’s only adorable in the way of this thin-limbed, golden haired cutie, standing in among all these huge scary DKs.
And then in all other aspects Death Knight ANDUIN, just let me stress the ANDUIN, again, would be the saddest fuckin thing. This bright, full of life and light child, whom only wants peace, and an end to the constant conflict, being twisted into a tool for warn. Never again to touch the Light, now feeling unwelcome in the cathedral, never to age to full adulthood. always having to see the flash of pain in his father’s eyes. Having to fight the wracking pains, and strong urges to kill and destroy – I WANT TO GET OFF THE RIDE
this however, is also a good time to use the word tragidorable
Blood Elves invented Azerothian bath bombs. But they infuse them with magic, so when you take a bath you get a mini fireworks show, or phoenixes swimming in your tub, or literal space.
“Arthas watched on, as Varian approached Bolvar, weapon in hand. Silent, stony, eyes lidded and uncaring. Bolvar doesn’t react, at first. This could only be an illusion anyway, another sadistic game. But as the Death Knight nears, the face is uncanny, it wavers his resolve. “Varian?” A soft whisper, as glowing blue eyes leveled to his, a slow nod his only answer”. – The rest has been destroyed and eaten by Robinaa because how could you, you heartless monSTER
WHY CAN’T I STOP SCREAMING
And then Arthas kills Varian (again) right in front of Bolvar.
And I didn’t say kill. I said torture.
oh right, my bad, ONLY TORTURE TILL HE BECOMES A OBEDIENT SERVANT FOREVER, MUCH BETTER
Well, yes. Because he would be my obedient servant forever.
I don’t see why you’re so upset about this. I mean, it’s a win-win situation for me, and that’s all that matters.
“Arthas watched on, as Varian approached Bolvar, weapon in hand. Silent, stony, eyes lidded and uncaring. Bolvar doesn’t react, at first. This could only be an illusion anyway, another sadistic game. But as the Death Knight nears, the face is uncanny, it wavers his resolve. “Varian?” A soft whisper, as glowing blue eyes leveled to his, a slow nod his only answer”. – The rest has been destroyed and eaten by Robinaa because how could you, you heartless monSTER
WHY CAN’T I STOP SCREAMING
And then Arthas kills Varian (again) right in front of Bolvar.
And I didn’t say kill. I said torture.
oh right, my bad, ONLY TORTURE TILL HE BECOMES A OBEDIENT SERVANT FOREVER, MUCH BETTER
Well, yes. Because he would be my obedient servant forever.
I don’t see why you’re so upset about this. I mean, it’s a win-win situation for me, and that’s all that matters.
Heterosexuality is a couch. Nobody even bats an eye if you keep it in the living room for everyone to see–it’s simply expected. I mean, where the hell else would you keep it? Hidden in a bedroom? No, that would be weird.
Homosexuality is a bed. Having a bed in a public room is considered weird and gross–you’re expected to keep it in private bedroom you close the door to before anyone else comes over. Because even though there are a million and one things someone can do sitting on a bed
that aren’t sexual (and plenty of ways to have sex on a couch), the first and foremost thing anyone associates beds with is sex.
Bisexuality is a Western-style futon. Sometimes it functions like a couch, sometimes it functions like a bed, but whichever position it’s in at the moment, it’s still a goddamn futon. People who want to use it as a couch give you shit for not having a real
couch; people who want to use it as a bed give you shit for not having a
real bed. It’s acceptable in your living room, but only if you make extra certain to put it in couch position and hide the sheets before company comes over. Otherwise, you’d better hide it in a guest room.
Asexuality is a table. No matter how many times you tell people it’s not meant to be sat on, dickheads with no manners will try to park their nasty asses on it anyway.
“Arthas watched on, as Varian approached Bolvar, weapon in hand. Silent, stony, eyes lidded and uncaring. Bolvar doesn’t react, at first. This could only be an illusion anyway, another sadistic game. But as the Death Knight nears, the face is uncanny, it wavers his resolve. “Varian?” A soft whisper, as glowing blue eyes leveled to his, a slow nod his only answer”. – The rest has been destroyed and eaten by Robinaa because how could you, you heartless monSTER
WHY CAN’T I STOP SCREAMING
And then Arthas kills Varian (again) right in front of Bolvar.
And I didn’t say kill. I said torture.
oh right, my bad, ONLY TORTURE TILL HE BECOMES A OBEDIENT SERVANT FOREVER, MUCH BETTER
