literally nothing is more annoying and obnoxious than someone demanding you do something that you were already planning on doing. Do you know how likely it is that I do the thing now? Zero. Zero likely.
Your DNA contains millions of years worth of software updates.
nah man your dna contains millions of years of totally random bugs, some of which don’t really change anything, some of which are rly bad and annoying, some of which miraculously make the software work better
I want to see less “you don’t have to stay in a relationship with someone who’s asexual if you don’t want to” and more “there is nothing wrong word being asexual” and “you don’t have to stay in a relationship with someone who’s allosexual”. Asexuals are already scared they are never going to find someone who will stay with them, someone who would want them and you want to make the people who LEAVE them feel better? Of course no one should stay in a relationship that they don’t like, but their partners aren’t the ones who need support. I’m so sick of this, because I see these posts all the time, but I NEVER see any posts directed to the asexuals who are insecure and scared because of this exact thing. People talk about how it makes them feel unwanted, sure do that, but I think we should talk more about how unwanted asexuals already feel.
au where the government incarcerate bucky in a high security secret facility and the avengers just conspire and break him out and when a government official comes to stark tower and is like ‘hey give barnes back’ tony is just like ‘he’s not here’ and the dude is all ‘he is sat right there’ and tony just goes ‘nah thats my cousin sergei’ and the government can’t do anything bc technically bucky barnes has been dead for 70 years and every year the facility gets a christmas card from the tower signed steve, tony, clint, natasha, bruce, thor and ‘cousin sergei’ and the card is just a picture of bucky with reindeer antlers on
