thegrandshippirate:

nomoremissnicebi:

bisexualwhovian:

A bisexual and an asexual walk into a bar.

Nobody notices.

A bisexual and an asexual walk into a bar.

It’s a queer bar.

People there assume they are a straight couple and ask them to leave because umm :/ this is a safe space :/

A bisexual and an asexual walk into a bar.

Everyone gathers to inform the bisexual that “they need to make a choice” and they pat the asexual on the back, and say “oh, you just haven’t met the right person yet.”