9pm: “I’m going to bed now.”
10pm: “I’m going to bed now.”
11pm: “I’m going to bed now.”
12am: “I’m going to bed now.”
1am: “I’m going to bed now.”
2am: “I’m going to bed now.”
3am: “FUCK.”
4am: “FUCK.”
5am: “OKAY.”
the military begins recruiting ‘soldiers’ before they grow out of their booster seat
four year olds have toy guns and green army men
by grade school you’ve memorized the star spangled banner and the pledge of allegiance
in middle school you’re old enough to play first person shooters set in war times. you and your friends brag about how many kills you have, what guns are your favorite
in high school, rotc comes to visit. you get letters in the mail detailing scholarship and housing opportunities you could have
and if you’re poor or unsure of your future or in love with the idea of ‘protecting your country’ like the men in call of duty
every branch of the military has a sponsored blog on here because they want everyone 13 and up to know that soldiers are heroes and they should join them
To those of you who were wondering, this is a very US-specific post. What gets done to you guys is terrifying, and it’s really unfair.
Ah yes I remember how the different military branches visited my high school at multiple times throughout the year and set up their little pull up bars and had little competitions and the strong little ones got lanyards so the recruiters could pick them out
I dont even know if you’re joking or not
We’re not
We are so not.
Very much not a joke
One time a recruiter, in full uniform, literally chased me down as I was walking home to talk to me about joining the military. A few years later I mentioned this to a friend of mine who was a recruiter and he wasn’t surprised at all.
And I have to admit I’ve been a bit lax about finishing what I had and I’m so sorry for that. Any time I had work I wanted to work my butt off so I’d be good and not have to open commissions, working 12 hour days wasn’t good and left me with no time.
It worked but I feel so guilty I left so many people waiting, I promise I will be getting them done because you all deserve it and I will be putting in 200% effort to make your artworks look GREAT <3
Hey everyone! It’s time for the first Request Lottery on my Patreon! It’s pretty simple, if you’ve pledged to my Patreon just click the link bel, throw your idea my way and I’ll draw it! Go buckwild, doesn’t matter the subject as long as it is something not ultra-specific to yourself/your OC! NPCs, random races or even stuff unrelated to world of warcraft is welcomed as long as it’s of the smutty nature!
Every week I’ll do fun little things like this, drawing everyone who pledges’ awesome ideas and bringing them to life! If you’d like to be apart of this lottery, or at least be able to cast your vote to see which sketch gets finished, think about supporting my Patreon!
theory: every generation of dewey has found pearl to be incredibly attractive and pearl has had to deal with each successive dewey trying to hit on her and she is just so sick of the entire thing by now
