Month: July 2015

cherikkisses:

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

That rat’s name is Remy, and he works here. 

Me: what’s your wifi code?
Them: oh I don’t know it’s a bunch of numbers
Me: oh.. you’re one of those houses

annethecatdetective: colincliveforever: penworthy: etsyifyourenasty: Mad Scientist Power Switch disecction OH MY GOD I need it for my lab– room. Normal room. I would just put this in a normal room where I am definitely not reanimating the dead.

annethecatdetective:

colincliveforever:

penworthy:

etsyifyourenasty:

Mad Scientist Power Switch

disecction

OH MY GOD

I need it for my lab– room. Normal room. I would just put this in a normal room where I am definitely not reanimating the dead.

steezthegod: She was beautiful 😪🙏🏾

steezthegod:

She was beautiful 😪🙏🏾

fxckaurl:

I don’t believe in the whole “you gotta automatically hate ur favs the minute they fuck up/u find out how problematic they are” bs like I personally don’t believe a couple small actions define a person and I’d also like to believe people are constantly growing and becoming better people buuuuut I guess u guys can do u with the over the top reactions and immediate flared hatred lol