“Obviously I gotta point out the height, and just his size in general. The fact he’s so much taller than me doesn’t actually bother me, but it’s funnier to make out like it does. I guess I’ll count that as the thing that makes me happy. Weirdly. The face markings are interesting, too, but they’re something I’ve never quite mustered the stones to ask about. Anyway I’m gonna draw him since I’ve done it for everybody else. Here’s your doodle, you massive git.”