Month: June 2015

Dog in the car next to me: *looks at me briefly*
Me: truly I am blessed on this day

girlcanteach:

ariaste:

Relationships are scary and complicated ONLY when you start thinking of your partner as some kind of adversary. 

You know how to stop being scared of relationships? Remember that it’s got a goddamn buddy system *built in*. That’s all a relationship IS: “Let’s approach life with the buddy system.”

Check on your buddy. Make sure your buddy doesn’t forget their lunch box on the schoolbus. Hold hands with your buddy so you don’t get lost. If your buddy wants to look at the monkey cage, look at the goddamn monkey cage with them. If you are the one looking at the monkey cage, ask your buddy what they want to do next, and when they want to feed the giraffe, help them find a quarter for the little food dispenser. Be a good buddy, and if your buddy isn’t a good one too, tell the teacher and ask for a new one.

This isn’t fucking rocket science, people. 

#sameteam

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simonbitdiddle:

plush-anon:

davestridayum:

onexfeatherxleft:

santa-muerta:

dicksp8jr:

yue-the-tianlong:

silvermoon424:

breakingdads:

A Dramatic Reading of Sandra Hill’s “Rough and Ready”

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I’M BRINGING THIS BACK BECAUSE I REDISCOVERED IT EARLIER AND I ALMOST HAD AN ANEURYSM FROM LAUGHING SO HARD

IF YOU CAN ONLY HEAR ONE THING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE LISTEN TO THIS

Seriously this is one of the best things on tumblr

“the sound of his galloping abs”

How the hell does this stuff get published??

ITS BACK

Imagine your OT3 reading this. One of them is doing the dramatic reading, one of them is cracking up in the background, and one of them is frantically trying to get their romance novel back from the reader.

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Tev: doing the dramatic reading
Feiyn: cracking up in the background
Ro: trying to get his novel back

thedaggyone: nickguillorythinks: OMG, GOATS! vaguelydown clandestine-dark-suits bottle-and-sell-it adries

thedaggyone:

nickguillorythinks:

OMG, GOATS!

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adries

robinaa: theeeere, I’ve been meaning to draw living Rybalt right next to him normal DK self for a while now but always forget tohe certainly looks a lot more undead when you’re given the comparison

robinaa:

theeeere, I’ve been meaning to draw living Rybalt right next to him normal DK self for a while now but always forget to

he certainly looks a lot more undead when you’re given the comparison

suikerpil: CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTERthose of you who’ve known me for years; don’t even pretend to be surprised

suikerpil:

CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER

those of you who’ve known me for years; don’t even pretend to be surprised