Month: June 2015

June 16, 2015 /

enernies-with-benefits:

When i was a kid my mom and i had a code word to let her know when i needed her to say no. For instance if a kid at school asked me to come over and stay the night but i really didnt want to, id call my mama and ask her, and then end it with “please, Mom?” I never call my mama Mom, just Mama or Moomoo, so she would know immediately to say that I was grounded or had too much homework or some other bullshit. We also had a system the other way around, so if i called her to see how her date was going and she needed an out, she would call me babydoll and id tell her i heard scary noises and was frightened and needed her to come home or something.
Anyways, my point is that every family should hqve a system of codes to keep them safe. Go do that.

lobstmourne: terhemkaiheen: A totally innocent gift art for the awesome Lobstmourne of these two bbys. One of my biggest otp’s. ♥  (ノ￣ω￣)ノ Leon & Sig © LobstmourneArt © Me THESE PRECIOUS SINNERS pls everyone knows prists are the tastiest sinnamon rolls HEHHH

June 15, 2015 /

lobstmourne:

terhemkaiheen:

A totally innocent gift art for the awesome Lobstmourne of these two bbys. 
One of my biggest otp’s. ♥ 

(ノ￣ω￣)ノ

Leon & Sig © Lobstmourne
Art © Me

THESE PRECIOUS SINNERS pls everyone knows prists are the tastiest sinnamon rolls HEHHH

June 15, 2015 /

Tevruden: ya
Tevruden: Tev can do the thing where he warms himself w/ blood magic
Tevruden: for orc cuddlings
TILLY: BAW
TILLY: Aen went Frost/necromancy so he rarely ever goes over 15-20celsius
TILLY: typically the colder it is, the colder HE is
TILLY: if you tried to smooch his cheek in the middle of Frostfire your lips would get stuck.
TILLY: like to a very angry lamp post
Tevruden: Heheeh
Tevruden: Tev’s typically room temperature unless he’s using his powers
TILLY: DKs are actually lizards. confirmed.

whatsaysthefool: tinybirdfriend: Eirka by froopoo aaaahhhhh AAAHHHH !!I’m kinda still bouncing around excitedly about this eeety froo he looks awesome

June 15, 2015 /

whatsaysthefool:

tinybirdfriend:

Eirka by froopoo

aaaahhhhh AAAHHHH !!

I’m kinda still bouncing around excitedly about this eee

ty froo he looks awesome

June 15, 2015 /

sagetheseer:

smokesforstiles:

freyjas:

the-vashta-nerada:

  • i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
  • and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
  • AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? 
  • WELL FUCK YOU 
  • MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST 
  • HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT

what if we have tho

what if we just didn’t know they were our grandkids

what if your best friend has to constantly remind themselves not to call you grandma/grandpa

I actually think about this a lot and I get really worried like what if one of my best friends REALLY WAS my grandchild like my advice for anything for the last year and a half has been “suck his dick” that is not the kind of grandma I want to be

That’s exactly the kind of grandma I want to be

I would ask how you’d manage to get tied up like that, and if you wanted to be untied before or after we leave and ate all of the food you made.

June 15, 2015 /

corrupted-toxins:

“Who is this? So far the only people who’d do something like that is… Tevruden and Ro’liath. And frankly if you tied me up and ate all my food? I’m afraid I’d have to ask you to leave the premises, due to the betrayal of trust. Also who’d make all your food once you finished eating it?”

“You were the one that invited us over for lunch, Bennich.” The Death Knight shrugs. “I am not the one who tied you up; I am merely asking if you wanted me to untie you. ”