Month: June 2015

swegener:

BEEP BOOP BEEP BEEP BOOP

YES, HELLO.

I’D LIKE TO PURCHASE YOUR NORTH DAKOTA MISSILE SILO FOR COMPLETELY NOT AT ALL NEFARIOUS REASONS THAT YOU COULD NOT BEGIN TO IMAGINE WITH YOUR FEEBLE LITTLE BRAIN.

YES, THAT’S THE ONE. MM-HMM, YES. ONE AND A HALF MILLION AMERICAN EARTH DOLLARS? CERTAINLY. I SHALL WIRE THAT TO YOU NOW.

OH, WAIT. NO I WON’T. BECAUSE THIS CONVERSATION IS FICTIONAL BECAUSE MY VAST ARMY OF MINDTHRALLS FAILED TO SECURE THE FUNDS AS THEY WERE ORDERED.

GUESS WE’LL JUST MAKE THESE STUPID BOOKS. I HOPE YOU ARE ALL HAPPY.

DR DINOSAUR – TESLADYNE HEAD OF CUSTOMER SERVICE AND EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTED GOD-EMPEROR/BOSS

PS: Super big thanks to everyone who made this KickStarter such a HUGE success! You are all amazing.

hornedfreak:

Another WIP of that commission because backgrounds make me cry gOOD LORD

c3rmen:

Doodles of Shy and her dead bird friend I still haven’t named. 

sdzsafaripark:

derp.

weirdsociology:

ryanvoid:

mole:

crowley-for-king:

PURE LOVE

cute

this…this photo, man. it has all the greatest hits.

1.) Squishy toe-beans the size of your thumb.
2.) Fuzzy spotted catbutt
3.) Pink snootnose
4.) Adoring expression shootin’ lovebeams into your very soul
5.) Cat

Reblogging for everyone in the throes of finals right now because I think we could all use a little KITTY

julieta-ravencrest:

I am graced with kitty beans