I would honestly prefer reading about the stupid paranormal romance where the weird non-human boyfriend can’t work out the DVD player over Brooding Manipulative and Controlling asshole trope
[screaming at the DVD player] IM 800 YEARS OLD CUT ME SOME SLACK
“Unless you know how to work a 15th-century printing press you can stop laughing and show me how to Twitter again.”
“Honey, I think my computer has a virus.”
“Okay, let’s see what happens when I open up Firefox…WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT CLICKING ON POP-UPS?”
“It said I won an iPod!”