If Nestlé is unwilling to stop their practice of bottling water in drought-stricken areas, then it’s time for us as consumers to take action and boycott their water.
Sign the pledge and share with friends: No more Nestlé bottled water! http://trib.al/FjkSfPH
Oh man, this will be my last bottle of Sweet Leaf, I didn’t know they were owned by Nestle
Ahh yes this again
So people should read up on where their water is actually going. Here’s a start.
Me: *makes grabby hands and kissy noises at a cat*
cat: *comes running towards me*
Me: Im just?? So thankful omg. Id like to thank my parents and everyone who got me here *tears up*. Thank you everyone, thank you so much. I worked so hard and i finally achieved my dreams. After this im retiring to ascend to a higher plane of godliness where i belong.
you know what i really want? a modern dudebro vampire. just a typical obnoxious straight boy in a neon tank top and cargo shorts who also happens to be a creature of the night.
“okay, dude, i’m only feeding on you ‘cause i’m starving and there aren’t any hot girls around. no homo.” “wait, you’re gonna suck my blood?” “no, i’m gonna drink your blood. i don’t suck, that’s gay. don’t make this weird, bro”
“ah, i see you’re staring pensively out the window, chad. ruminating on the curse of your newfound immortality?” “nah man, it’s just… i got, like, some flecks of blood on my adidas while i was feeding and they haven’t come out…”
“we do not drink… wine.” “okay but is beer cool? and can we still smoke weed?”
he joins a 24-hour gym because being undead and allergic to sunlight is no excuse for skipping leg day. tragic music swells as he looks over his “sun’s out guns out” tanks (he has seven of them). his coven is a fraternity. someone make this happen
