the sexual tension between a tank and a healer
Tank: HEAL ME!
Healer: Make me.
DPS: *quietly chanting* Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.
I want a story about a king whose son is prophesied to kill him so the king is like “whatever what am I supposed to do, kill my own kid wtf is wrong with you” so he just raises him as normal, doesn’t even tell him about the prophecy, and instead of some convoluted twist of events that leads to the king’s murder the son grows up and when the king is very old and dying and in excruciating pain the kid is just like alright I’mma put him out of his misery.
The king’s son becomes the new king, and is prophesied to defeat evil and bring an age of prosperity. His generals and knights all crack their knuckles but he pretty much ignores them and focuses on strengthening the infrastructure of his kingdom. Forty years later he is old and sick but still hearing his subjects’ grievances, and a general’s like “how will you defeat the prophesied evil now? You’re old and weak.” Another visitor, a teenager fresh out of the kingdom’s public education system, looks at the general like he is an ignoramus. The king eradicated poverty, housed the homeless, taught the ignorant, ended class exploitation by abolishing the nobility and imprisoning the corrupt, and established a highly respected guild of doctors that recently figured out how to cure the plague. There are no brigands because there is enough wealth for everyone to live comfortably; hiding in the woods and taking trinkets from people simply doesn’t make any sense for anyone but the desperate, and the people are not desperate. Evil is a weed, explains the teenager. It grows in cracked roads and crumbling houses and forgotten corners, rooted in indifference and watered by suffering. But the king demands that broken things be mended and suffering people be made well.
No evil lives in this kingdom, says the teenager. It starved to death before I was born.
adries: This will be my mage lady! Mog pending on being leveled and my finding a good weapon model to use.I’m a giant lazy ass/don’t know how to mage very well so I’ll level her from 91-100 before I bother swapping her off WRA to ED. (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ Wait I
This will be my mage lady! Mog pending on being leveled and my finding a good weapon model to use.
I’m a giant lazy ass/don’t know how to mage very well so I’ll level her from 91-100 before I bother swapping her off WRA to ED.
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
Wait I thought this was mage sely
Best orc in show
Best orc in show
warcraft-related-blog-name: elf eyebrows are disgusting
americasgreatoutdoors: Where’s the best place to look for wildlife when visiting America’s public lands? Sometimes you have to look where you least expect. Case in point: This pic of bobcat hiding in a cactus at Organ Pipe Cactus National Monument in Arizona. Photo by
Where’s the best place to look for wildlife when visiting America’s public lands? Sometimes you have to look where you least expect. Case in point: This pic of bobcat hiding in a cactus at Organ Pipe Cactus National Monument in Arizona. Photo by National Park Service.
