I seriously cannot get over how every. Single. TAUREN. Starts off their MRP with “taller than most their kind.” or something similar.
No, no. You cannot be taller than most your kind. Because somewhere out there is someone taller than you. AND! There’s someone taller than him, too! AND THEN THERE’S SOMEONE TALLER THAN HIM!!
THE AVERAGE TAUREN HEIGHT IS NOW APPROXIMATELY 52ft TALL APPARENTLY!
[5/12/15, 5:43:33 PM] Lobster: THAT MAKES [5/12/15, 5:43:37 PM] Lobster: TEV 53ft TALL [5/12/15, 5:43:43 PM] Lobster: BECAUSE HE’s ALWAYS TALLER THAN U
Who wants to help me buy food and gas and pay the bills? 😀
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Until the end of term (next month) I am only open for simple color commissions. Once school is out for the summer I will open up for more detailed, bigger commissions.
Monochrome commissions (such as the albino tauren girl on the bottom) are a little less than normal simple color pieces!
My entire inbox is filled with people between the ages of 12 and 16 sending me vulgarity or random gibberish about how they “can’t even.”
I feel bad for these kids, I truly do. When they’re adults, they’re going to regret everything they said. They’re going to regret pretending they’re trans, diagnosing themselves with mental disorders, and talking about wanting to kill the evil white man just because that’s what Tumblr thinks is cool.