Month: May 2015

azzandra:

Whenever I see a post on tumblr suggesting aliens don’t have gender, I always think–‘but what if also the reverse. What if aliens also have some fundamental social construct we don’t’.

Like, they come and meet us and they’re like ‘hey this is an awkward question but what’s your gooblebygark?’

And we’re like what.

‘You know, the… the thing. Your goobledygark. The thing that dictates whether you’re gnarfgnoovles or brubledoopes’

What. What. What the fuck, those words don’t even mean anything??? What are you talking about?

‘Look, your ridiculous human languages don’t seem to have the words for these! But they’re totally a thing, they’re like, fundamental aspects of social life for our species, just… just let us lick you so we can know what verb tense to use when we speak to you.’

What does one thing have to do with the other??? That makes no–

‘UGH, nevermind, you’re totally brubledoopes, I can just tell, I don’t even need to taste your bacterial skin colonies.’

And then another alien overhears and is like ‘holy shit, you can’t stereotype like that, that’s SO NOT COOL’

‘yeaH BUT THEY WON’T LET ME LICK THEM’

the-fapulous-choi-minho:

tardisblue14:

notmysecret:

penrose-stairs:

A moment of silence for all the times we drew people with arms behind their back to avoid having to draw the hands.

I really tried to scroll past this, the denial was eating me alive though.

This post is my life.

A moment of silence for all those times we drew people with really long side bangs to avoid drawing another eye.

afkland:

aidan-khontus:

tiergan-vashir:

jace-hunter:

berrodtherapscallion:

If you ever mis-post an ERP emote into any channel that I’m in, I won’t think badly of you at all. Rather, I’m going to rate your post out of ten (I’ll demand the rest of it if it’s just part of a set), and give you that ‘Condom distributing dad’ smile. 

You people better make sure your smut is on point

Will also do this. I agree. Except instead of the condom dad smile, I will give you the condom dad pat on the back.

Will also do this. I agree. Except instead of the condom dad pat on the back,

I will give you the condom dad embarrassing winky-face thumbs-up gesture.

I usually ask if there’s room for one more when this happens. The real kicker is I’m serious

I usually just write a quirky, erotic response.