something i think about a lot is what if alien species have less biodiversity on their planets. like if they’ve got maybe 20, 25 species of bugs, total. so they come to earth and they’re like “whoa.” or they’ll like be like walking down the street and they’re like “ok what’s that” pointing at a st bernard and you’re like “oh that’s a dog” and they’re like “whoa, neat, i’ve heard about dogs.”
and you walk for a while longer and then they point at a yorkie and they’re like “what’s that?” and you kind of have to be like “…that. that’s also a dog.” and they’re like “wait, really?” and you’re like “yeah.” and it takes them a while to absorb this but then you just keep walking.
and like you’re going for a while and somebody’s walking their bull terrier and you’re like trying to walk faster hoping your alien friend doesn’t see but no dice they’re like WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT and you’re like “that. that is a dog” and they let out an anguished wail
and like every time after that they see a weird four legged creature they’re like “that BETTER not be a goddamn dog” and half the time you gotta wince and be like “actually,”
icyvveins: sketchys told me to do itpunksnotded.png
icyvveins: doodled some roliaths w/ dif hair because commissions are sucking out my soultopknot and buzzcut + longer beard cause why not
doodled some roliaths w/ dif hair because commissions are sucking out my soul
topknot and buzzcut + longer beard cause why not
subterranean-lovesick-alien: Mage T18 4p bonus: Become a basic bitch
heavy-hearted-prince
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This is still so rude Feiyn loved in Krasarang
I bet she did not love the way Tev smelled when they spent a lot of time there
bedazzledin: cheesehound: cheesehound: I get this a lot… Have I reblogged this recently yet? see now tanks whose HP goes crazy do not worry meTHEY NEED MEbut those who just do whatever the fuck they want and I still don’t gotta heal them??THEY MAKE ME ANXIOUSPLEASE VALIDATE
I get this a lot…
Have I reblogged this recently yet?
see now tanks whose HP goes crazy do not worry me
THEY NEED ME
but those who just do whatever the fuck they want and I still don’t gotta heal them??
THEY MAKE ME ANXIOUS
PLEASE VALIDATE MY EXISTENCE
PLEASE, PLEASE TAKE JUST A LITTLE BIT OF DAMAGE SO I CAN FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF…………
*whispers*
no.
The waiter thinks we are together. tevruden got tiramisu and the waiter brought two forks, one bag for the two of us and my only reaction?
“It’s cuz I’m black isn’t it?”
Nick nearly spat out his food.
The waiter really was shipping us tho:
