Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you
REBLOG IF UR WORRIED ABOUT LAPIS LAZULI
i gotta deal with thousands of repeat league tournament posts every time someone breathes with no way to tumblr block them but y’all salty about steven universe, chill
supertigerbutt:My sushi is too strong for you, traveller
oH HOLY FUCK MY VOLUME WAS UP ALL THE WAY SEND HELP
honestly if you see a vine of a person holding a baby goat, i would just assume it will be screaming
(Source: https://vine.co/)
laughhard:Heard something going on in the kitchen then heard screams of bloody murder. Walked in and saw this. A goat stuck in my trash can.adries
Heard something going on in the kitchen then heard screams of bloody murder. Walked in and saw this. A goat stuck in my trash can.
Lil guy tried to meow!
Vine by: Papa Falcon
that is the face of a person who has just died from cute
(Source: http://juicyjacqulyn.tumblr.com/)
