Tumblr you have GOT to do follow-ups on your mass-trending posts. Because I Googled that Adam Hoover abduction thing – the guy was found, perfectly fine, and charged with a misdemeanour for faking the whole thing just recently. It’s on NBC news. It was FAKED.
But Maaaaaaaaddie! It’s tuuuuuumblr! We don’t have to be honest here! This is a safe, argument/prejudice-free place to chill!